ecila the hun

A beautiful video of the end of a relationship by Gary Go.

garygo:

NOW WAS ONCE THE FUTURE - A Videotape by Gary Go

AHHAAhAHAHAHA.
I need to see this before I die.

porn-parody:

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KICKBOXING = GREAT.
I suggest you all do it.
I’m doing it..
At least twice a week.
For the rest of my life.
 kbye. 

Got a ride home.
Ate a homecooked meal.
Sat on my laptop..with my cat.  
All is well.  

PACKING + WORK + SCHOOL + VOLUNTEERING + DRAMA

I am moving tomorrow. 
It’s supposed to rain.

This is me. 

I’m glad someone finally brought this up!
I was always so sad he gave up Saria’s gift so quickly! 

Source: sarahsurvivor

So, I have 2 papers to write. 
I am doing neither because I have started doing a million loads of laundry/folding…
AND I HAVE STARTED TO PACK!
Time to leave this freaking hell hole where every bit of your soul is squeezed out  wonderful condo that has been home to me for the last 7 months. 

It’s weird how I moved in here with a boyfriend and a happy house full of roommates —
moving out, i have neither.

End of an era. Can an Era be 7 months? 
This year has definitely been about change.

I am planning to burn some bridges. It’s not something I do often— this bitch is unbearable. 
ANYWAY — TO THE BITCH WHO MADE SECOND YEAR MISERABLE: 
I HOPE YOU STEW IN YOUR OWN FILTH, YOU AWFUL, SELF-CENTERED PERSON.
I HOPE YOUR BOYFRIEND REALIZES THAT HE DESERVES SOMEONE BETTER.
We all know you cheated on him.
You lack professionalism and common sense
…and hold similar characteristics to a tyrannical sociopath. 
Basically, YOU ARE CRAZY. 
 
As I always say, “I’m already over it”.  

I had been put on both OC and A&H soph teams.

It was a tough decision but…

I am going to try my hand at FACULTY SOPHING.

ARTTZZZZZZZZ!!! :) 

FINAL STRETCH OF SECOND YEAR.
Let’s do this. Eye of the tiger, baby. 

Happy Birthday Oreo!

The chocolate cookie with vanilla fondant that we have all grown to love turns 100-years-old. On March 6, 1912 the Oreo company was founded in Chelsea, New York.

The Oreo brand now fetches a staggering $1.5 billion in global revenues and is the world’s top selling cookie of the 21st Century.

Kraft’s foods is celebrating Oreo’s birthday by releasing a limited-edition birthday cake flavor. The birthday cake edition of Oreo even has its own facebook page and website. Oreo has fans in over 100 countries and has gotten over 25 million “likes” on Facebook, as stated in a press release by Oreo.

According to a survey released by Global Spirit of Childhood, parents feel that children are growing up faster than they used to. It’s a discouraging fact since most adults long for their carefree childhoods.

“In today’s hectic world, people have more responsibilities and pressures than ever before,” said John Ghingo, Senior Director forOreoGlobal said in a press release. “Despite this, the simple act of enjoying anOreocookie and glass of milk continues to speak to a universal, human truth: inside all of us, whether grown-up or still growing, there’s a kid that deserves to be set free every once in a while.”

Oreo has provided us with a few facts about the cookie we love:

• An Oreo cookie is about 30% creme and 70% cookie.
• The Oreo cookie “twist, lick and dunk” ritual is the signature way to eat an Oreo cookie around the world.
• This Fall, Oreois going to be hosting a multinational event in New York City. Attending the even will be selected Oreo ambassadors hailing from 13 different countries. Every “AmbassadOREO” will take a pledge where each of them will promise to continue the brand’s 100^th birthday mission, spreading “childlike delight” throughout their communities.
• The Oreo cookie was first sold in Hoboken, New Jersey.

Thanks for 100 years of delicious cookies, Oreo! What do you  think about Oreo turning 100-years-old? (x, x)

Above Photo - The first Oreo cookie was baked in Manhattan in a Chelsea Market bakery owned by National Biscuit Co. and sold by weight in Hoboken, NJ. This ad is from a 1954 campaign.

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The perfect housemate.

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Self-portrait deux.